LCB

Who is he? 

Reputed to be the most average man in the UK, Andrew, our resident quaver quaffing Englander has a real penchant for the poppadom. Like a young Jackson Pollock, his poppadom and chutney creations are a sight to behold. He gets on less well with spice, however, but heat is the only thing that troubles his unruffable brow, such is his serene, cheerful demeanour.